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Top Ten reasons that sheep shouldn't be president of the US
by the Phillionaire
- Always pandering to the powerful wool sweater industry
- Easily scared away from important Israeli-Palistine talks by barking collie.
- Yale education overshadowed by extremely low IQ
- Americans spend less time listening to state of the union address, and more time thinking about how good the president would taste served with mint jelly.
- Often confused with pop singing sensation Hillary Duff
- Christian conservatives concerned about having a world leader with cloven hooves
- Awkward photo opportunities with foriegn dignitaries shearing the president.
- Annoying bleating while trying to pronounce "Na-a-amibia-a-a"
- Would probably bungle a war in the Middle East.
- Children constantly pointing and saying "Hey, the president is a sheep!"
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