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by the Phillionaire We the people of the United States of America do hereby declare our God given right to be stupid! In the good ol' US of A, we have a lot of laws. We have 10 rights in the bill of rights, 27 amendmants, and entire libraries of lawbooks that spell out the minutae of what we can and can't do. But they all focus on one basic underlying rule, which is the right to be stupid. Painfully stupid. We must remember that stupidity is in the eye of the beholder. People of opposing viewpoints think that someone on the other side is always a complete idiot. Democrate and Republicans, Meat Eaters and Vegans, Ernie and Bert, the list goes on. For example - Smoking is pretty dumb. That doesn't mean that only dumb people smoke, only that sometimes smart people do dumb things. Should smoking be made illegal just because its stupid? There are those of you that think it should be. And you think that others who think smoking should be legal are full of festering horsy poop. Hooray! That means the system is working! We can each be stupid in each other's eyes and still live our lives without too many nuisances. Being stupid is a celebration of our freedom. In order to be stupid, we first have to be free! After all, what better expression of free will can you show the world than doing some bone-head stunt like bungee jumping, or running for Governer of California? Don't get me wrong, I would like to see stupid people outlawed, but they're thinking the same thing about me. The only law we really need is one that prevents someone's stupidity from physically harming someone else. I often see people that are so horribly idiotic that I wince in pain, but I can get over that. As much as i'd like there to be a law against Care Bear Cartoons and Waiters singing Happy Birthday in restaurants (while clapping), I know that these things are not life threatening. What the "Don't be so stupid that it hurts someone" law should prevent are actions like shooting up your old workplace (as if that was going to get them to rehire you) or driving 90 mph while on a cell phone. I know that many of you reading this right now disagree completely. That's OK. I think you're a moron! You think I'm a jerk! God Bless America! --end-- |
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