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As The Phillionaire, and recipient of your generous donations, I do hereby solemnly swear the following: I promise to uphold the image of man about town, philanthropist, celebrity, and all around nice guy to the best of my ability. I promise to help old ladies across the street, even if they don't want to go. I promise to always return the shopping cart to the store after I've put the groceries in the car, and not leave it in the parking lot. I promise to spend a heck of a lot of money on Spongebob Squarepants© products and wax lips. I promise to thank everyone who walks up and gives me a dollar. I promise to always put the seat down when I'm done. I promise to be one of the good guys. I promise not to dangle my kids from a balcony unless they did something wrong. I promise rinse, wash, repeat. I promise to give back to the community, somehow. Time, money, something. I promise not to get excessive cosmetic surgery. Just a little... I promise not to sue people just because I can make a buck off it. If I do something stupid, like overeating, it's my own damn fault, not McDonalds. I promise I'll add more to this list later. --end-- |
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