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Spending Plan Taxes $330,000* Investments $290,000** Debts (car, house, etc) $175,000 Charity $50,000 Scrimshaw and Treacle $1,000 Tour of Whitehouse (in my pajamas) $1,200 Wax Lips and Pop-Tartsİ $3,000 Cans and Cans of Cream of Celery Soup $14,000 Paper Clips $2,100 Developing a line of CNN Bobble-Head Dolls (I want a Wolf Blitzer) $2,500 Those cans you turn over and it sounds like a cow mooing $800 Dinner With Ice-T and Barry Manilow (At the same time) $300 Candy too pretty to eat $1,100 Bagpipe Lessons $400 Pie $4,200 Day Trip to Mt. Rushmore (what on earth would you stick around there for?) $1,000 Jacuzzi $4,000 Enough Diet Dr. Pepper to Fill a Jacuzzi $200 Every Film and TV Episode Ever Made With Larry Storch (F-Troop) in it $5,000 One day marriage to Brittany Spears $45,000 1972 Pacer, pumpkin orange $300 Beans*** $1,000 My very own Senator Market Price *There's no avoiding this. **If you're an investment advisor or broker, and have some great ideas for maximizing my return - piss off. ***They're good for your heart. Actually, the goal is to pay off all my bills, and then invest the rest, so can do charity work, write books and songs, etc.

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