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Pants of Steel

by the Phillionaire

Pants of steel. Pants of steel.
Can you think? Can you feel?
Are you hurting? Are you real?
Tell me truly, pants of steel.

Pants of steel, what's the deal?
Can't you bend? Can't you kneel?
Are there secrets you conceal?
I don't think so, pants of steel.

Pants of steel, I appeal.
You have nothing to reveal.
Now I know you cannot heal.
Goddam F**king stupid pants of steel.

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