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by the Phillionaire "In the future: Black Becomes White and man becomes woman and releases an album called 'Thriller'" "In the future: there will be a force so powerful as to blow down the mightest. It will be called Monica or something like that." "In the future: There will be a team of mighty warriors they will be greatly admired even though they are never victorious they will be called 'the Mets'" "In the future: there will be a product consumed by the masses it will be called 'New Coke' It will suck rocks" "In the future: Fat and old balding men will magically transform into virile youth, merely by entering something called a 'chat room'" "In the future: wrongdoers and criminals will be punished by something called a "book deal" In the future: there will be a great fair. It will celibrate "Lilith." It will be attended by big ugly men. At least I think they're men." "In the future: All elders will be sent to compound called "Florida" They will complain about the food and accidently vote for a "Buchanon" The control of the free world will rest with those who cannot control their own bladders." "In the future: Tina Turner will rule the Earth. I could be wrong." --end-- |
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