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Creative Works
Bookisms

by the Phillionaire

Ok, I realize these probably would fit better on the pages of Reader's Digest, but you might get a laugh or two.

I got a book on Super Glue
I couldn't put it down.

I got a book on Car Mufflers
It was exhaustive

I got a book on How to Use a VCR
But I decided to watch the video instead.

I got a book on Self Help
But no one would read it to me.

I got a book on Speed Reading
But I was done by the time I was halfway through.

I got a book on Procrastination
But I haven't gotten around to reading it yet.

I got a book on Manic Depression.
I laughed. I cried.

I got a book on how to get married.
It was engaging.

I read a book on expressing your inner ego.
It was an "I" opener.

I got a book on Dyslexia.
So far I've read chapters 1,2,8, and 5.

I got a book on Spending Money Wisely.
I like it so much, I bought two more.

I got a book on Existentialism.
At least, I think I did.

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