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by the Phillionaire - (this is something I wrote before the dot com bust.) By now you should know that every single person who has a web site is absolutely filthy stinking rich without doing the slightest bit of work. So why shouldn’t you? It’s easy! I’ll tell you how to do it! I am an expert! I’m so fabulously wealthy right now that I have a staff of people to wipe my nose and chew my food for me! I’m only writing this article because I’m so benevolent and I want others to learn about this mystical thing called the Internet. If you’re ready, come on and quit your job and let’s get started. The first thing you need to do is register a catchy domain name. It doesn’t matter what it is, as long as it’s available. Once you’re a success, no one will care what the name is (just look at the Goo-Goo Dolls. What kind of name is that?) . Lots of letters and numbers help distinguish you from the rest. Names like “www.adjinternetcorporg.com” and “www.robertsmithlimitedliabilitycorp.com” will put you head and shoulders above the rest. If you plan on making your millions in the porn industry, you should try to pick a name that reflects what you’re promoting, like “www.hotgaymonkeyporn.com” or “www.barelylegalteenagecheerleaderswithponies.com.” The public is sure to remember a name like that! The next thing you need to figure out is what you’re going to make your money on. E-commerce is one of the easiest ways of raking in the dough. In fact, just mentioning the word will cause commercial bankers to wet themselves with glee. Many investors carry around suitcases of cash and gold bullion to hand over (no strings attached) in case they bump into people like you! All you need is a product to sell and it doesn’t matter what it is. One company recently had a 3.5 billion dollar IPO selling nothing but the heads off of Pez dispensers. And they just started business last week! After you’ve decided on what kind of site you want, you need to build it. There are three super easy ways of accomplishing this. 1. Buy a program like Front Page. It’s so easy that it will actually create the site while you’re loading the program. Who needs years of experience when you have that dancing paper clip to guide you through everything? 2. You’ve got to have a cousin or neighbor who knows how to do this, and would be willing to do it for free. Heck, they need something to do before they go off to college, and you won’t need to make any changes to the site once its done. 3. Convince you local web designer or hosting company that you’re going to make big bucks off of this site, and you’ll give them a share if they design and host it for free. These companies have so much money that they can afford to have their people work countless hours with no identifiable source of income. When the site is done, site promotion is your next concern. You know the old quote “If you build it, they will come.” It is sooooo true. In fact, the web surfing community is so up to date on new sites, they even know that you are reading this article and thinking about starting a site. Their sweaty little hands are tightly gripped around their credit cards, wracked with anticipation, like a 16-year-old boy just about to lose his virginity, just waiting for you to get started. What are you waiting for? All you need is a few minutes and a handful of suckers to do the work for you and you’ll be so rich, you’ll be able to drive your new Lexus through the front doors of your office and tell your boss what to do with your old job. It’s that easy. And remember, this will be our little secret. --end-- |
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